Turtle Tattler
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Hi Neighbor,
No one knows more about having a good time than Snappers. And since you're smart enough to be a Keys resident, we have something to make the good times even better: 10% off everything on our menu, plus 10% off all drinks… all the time, all year round.
On Thursdays, as an added bonus, you'll receive 20% off your check starting at 4:00 PM - we like to call it "TGIT" or "Thank God It's Thursday!"
Just fill out the Turtle Club membership application and bring it in-person to Snappers along with proof of Monroe Country residency (such as a copy of your electric bill). You can also get an application at the host stand.
All new memberships will be good through December 31st of that year and need to be renewed January 1 for the next calendar year. If you sign up between December 1st and the end of the year, your membership will be good for that month and the following calendar year, renewable the following January 1.
$25 — New Memberships
$20 — Annual Renewal
$5 — Replacement Card
$25 — New Memberships
$20 — Annual Renewal
$5 — Replacement Card
- Head Turtle
Turtle Club Rules:
• You must show proof of Monroe County residency.
• You must be 21 years of age or over.
• You must have you card with you for your discount.
• Transferring cards results in immediate cancellation.
• Your membership is cancelable without notice or explanation by the management of Snappers.
FINAL AND MOST IMPORTANT RULE:
If anyone asks if you're a Turtle, you must answer, "You bet your sweet snapper I am!"
